Mausi Ladka TCS mein Kaam Karta Hai !!!

Anyone who has seen Sholay can easliy relate to this. Haven't tried to translate as the humor will be lost in translation

Amitabh: Mausi, ladka TCS main kaam karta hai..
Mausi: Hai ram..
Amitabh: Aajkal allocated hai..
Mausi:To kya unallocated bhi rahta hai..
Amitabh: Ab 1 ki rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya 1 ki rating bhi aati hai uski..
Amitabh: PL se ladai karne ke baad 5 ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladaku bhi hai..
Amitabh: Ab onsite jane ko na mille to ho jaati kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa abhi tak..
Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi..
Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai..
Mausi: Kaunse college se kiya ..
Amitabh: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge..
Amitabh: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi..
Mausi: Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar le
par TCS waale se katai nahin karegi.......

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